Once
recalling how Fyodor would capture Patrick and make him his slave, Dmitri
finally got to fight one-on-one with his father. Fyodor slapped his thigh in
mockery of Patrick's beauty.
"He is just a tease. I can easily buy him with my 3000
crabby patties, Patrick is nothing but a fat whore for food." said Fyodor
as he proceeded to laugh and slapped his thigh.
"I will make you eat your words you sensual old man. I
will kill you and beat that very thigh you slapped!" replied Dmitri
After a few months, Patrick has run off and neither Dmitri
nor Fyodor seem to know where he is. Smeardykov, the sickly old servant runs
and shares news with Dmitri.
"I just learned from your brother, Ivan that all is
permitted. Fyodor has shared with me a secret knock that only Patrick knows. If
you knock twice slowly, and three times quickly, that is a sure sign that he is
here."
"Why do you tell me this, Smeardykov?" questioned
Dmitri.
"I have no agenda. All I know is if all is permitted
then secrets are permitted to be told."
"Thank you Smeardykov. Now get out of my face you
scoundrel!" yelled Dmitri as Smeardykov limped away.
Dmitri runs up to his father's house and does the secret
knock. Fyodor rushes out to great Patrick, only to find that Patrick is not
there. As he runs around looking, for him, Smeardykov shows up and trips him
with a brass pestle. As Fyodor falls to the ground, in horror, Smeardykov
proceeds to pounce Fyodor in thigh.
"ALL IS PERMITTED. ALL IS PERMITTED." yelled
Smeardykov as he beat Fyodor's thigh to a pulp.
“What
are you DOING?” cried Dmitri as he sees his father’s blood streaming on the
snow.
“All is permitted.” replied Smeardykov as breaks out into a non-stop seizure
and dies.
Dmitri takes the crabby patties and runs to find Patrick.
source here is an image of patrick being a Crabby Patty whore
Authors Notes:
This week we finished reading Brothers Karamazov by Fyodor Dostoevsky. I really like how in the book, Smeardykov ends up beating Fydor to a pulp and thought that it would tie in really well with the Mahabharata. I took the scene where Duradhana slaps his thigh in contempt as the Pandavas were being exiled, and Bhima promised to come back and beat the very thigh that he slapped. Since I found Fyodor to be an equally sensual and unlikable character as Duradhana, I had him get beat on the thigh to death just as Smeardykov beat him.
The theme that "all is permitted" is something that Ivan, one of the Karamazov brothers, shared with Smeardykov. Smeardykov is a sickly and illegitimate child of Fyodor and I used Ivan ideas to transition his justification for killing.
Lastly, I replaced Grushenka with Patrick and turned the 3000 roubles that Fyodor had to crabby patties. I thought this would apply a great shock affect to the readers.